What the Hell Did I Just Read (John Dies at the End, #3)

by David Wong

No matter who you are or where you’re from, we can all look upon the raw, energetic creations of children and agree that they are very shitty artists.

reality is that society had gotten too fast, noisy, and stressful for the human brain to process and everybody was ingesting something to either keep up or dull the shame of falling behind. For those few who truly live clean, well, it’s the self-righteousness that gets them high.

Do you know why soldiers march in unison? Or why they are compelled to chant in groups? It’s a form of hypnosis, it overrides the brain’s critical thinking centers. It’s the same reason we make schoolchildren shout the Pledge of Allegiance

every morning. But, so difficult to adjust after the programming wears off.

The invisible hand of claustrophobia slowly but firmly squeezed my butthole. The

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Ted slapped Dave across the face with his dick, proverbially, via a stern facial expression.

Haha