What the Hell Did I Just Read (John Dies at the End, #3)

by David Wong

“Past experience has only taught us not to rely on past experience.”

We will live and die according to how we interpret the unfamiliar. All of human culture is nothing more than that very process, playing out again and again.

BATMANTIS???

It’s the Egyptian god Min, popular in the fourth century B.C., the god of fertility. It is believed that during the coronation of a new Pharaoh, he would be required to masturbate in front of the crowd, to demonstrate that he himself possessed the fertility powers of Min. If you have watched a State of the Union address, you will find that the ritual has not changed much.”

Amy said, “David, this is stupid.” “That has literally never stopped us before, even once.”