What the Hell Did I Just Read (John Dies at the End, #3)

by David Wong

Not my monkeys, not my circus.” “It literally is! This is your job.”

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!”

“Past experience has only taught us not to rely on past experience.”

No matter who you are or where you’re from, we can all look upon the raw, energetic creations of children and agree that they are very shitty artists.

I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself?