Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You! A Little Book of Big Things Nursing School Forgot to Teach You

by Sonja Schwartzbach

As a matter of fact, nurses are the lubricant that keeps the healthcare motor running smoothly: they manage every bump, hiccup, and issue with tenacity, flexibility, and the ability to think on their feet.

Neuro, pupils, motor, pain, respiratory, cardiac, gastrointestinal, genitourinary, pulses, skin, access, endocrine, and infectious disease.

Follow the only nurse rule that can be applied to wearing a mini-skirt: it should be short enough to get to the point, and long enough to cover the important stuff, all while keeping you out of trouble.