Forgot to return my student ID and library card but didn’t realize it. At first I’d actually lost them. Nineteen days later, they were returned to me anonymously in an envelope, instantly transforming their loss into a lie. But I couldn’t stop using them anyway, out of sheer convenience. Also didn’t take my driver’s exam seriously enough. Took it four times and failed, although two of those instances were due to factors entirely beyond my control.
