DISPATCHER 1: “Did you fart?” DISPATCHER 2: “No! I NEVER do that in the comm center.” DISPATCHER 1: “In something like fifteen years, you’ve never let one go in the comm center.” DISPATCHER 2: “Never. Not once. If I have to toot, I step out.” DISPATCHER 1: “Dude. I’ve farted five times in, like, half an hour.”
