Tell Me Exactly What Happened: Dispatches from 911

by Caroline Burau

5) Some people actually choose night hours … and even prefer them to day hours. These people should not be trusted. Their character disorders range from anti-management stress knitters to outright sociopaths. They are not management material, but they are great fun at parties. And they are always the last to leave said parties because they have no idea it’s 3:30 A.M.

It doesn’t pay to get worked up at mean callers in this job.