Strange Weather

by Joe Hill

VOTING IS LIKE DRIVING: R GOES BACKWARD, D GOES FORWARD—to

All good preachers have a little of the devil in them.

The president had disappeared to a secure location but had responded with the full force of his Twitter account. He posted: “OUR ENEMIES DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY STARTED! PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!! #Denver #Colorado #America!!” The vice president had promised to pray as hard as he could for the survivors and the dead; he pledged to stay on his knees all day and all night long. It was reassuring to know our national leaders were using all the resources at their disposal to help the desperate: social media and Jesus.

Trump and Pence lmao