Anything You Can Do

by R.S. Grey

On a bell curve of the female body type, I am somewhere left of center—thin, medium height, bony wrists. I developed boobs after high school, after everyone already had them and the novelty had worn off.

Ok vro its giving sydney sweeny ae add

“I know your brother—probably much better than you do.

Thats crazy

Lucas grabs for both and mine looks ridiculously small in his hands as he holds it open for me.

Shes sooo petite and tiny guys uwu

“Um…Ms. Peni—MS. PECOS,

Ts is not funny (dead roseemoji)

I’m in good shape despite having no time to workout.

Ok vro

Would it have hurt more or less if I’d just sent that first email?

Hrlo fhis was so angsty awwww

After ten seconds, her heterosexual eyes have still not left my cleavage. Lucas will pee himself.

The poster above my bed doesn’t depict a boy band or one of the Twilight characters; it’s an anatomical diagram of the human heart.

Why is this author trying to make her so pick me oml

nurse needing backup to treat any dancing injuries now that the kids are bumpin’ and grindin’ these days.

?????