Summer in Orcus

by T. Kingfisher

Summer’s mother believed that books were safe things that kept you inside, which only shows how little she knew about it, because books are one of the least safe things in the world.)

Summer stepped out of the house, deeply confused. She’d asked for her heart’s desire and gotten a weasel.

And you’d probably have to make up some story about being snatched by someone in a panel van, and the panel van industry has enough problems as it is.”