Honestly, life would be far easier if someone handed out a ‘how to be a human being’ handbook with subsections for stuff like ‘what to do the day after a date in which you told your boyfriend your nemesis fancies him’. Except of course it would also have to have a sub-subsection called ‘how to know when the person you kissed stops being a person you kissed and becomes a boyfriend’. Except if it was a girl you kissed, obviously. You see what I mean? Life is a complicated thing.
