Who Let the Gods Out?: the first EPIC adventure in Maz Evans's laugh-out-loud hilarious series

by Mary Evans

She had only been half-listening as the other eleven members of the Council (twelve if you counted the Gemini twins separately) discussed whether to renew Dionysus’s pub licence, and if the Cyclops were entitled to half-price eyecare.

This was good news – Bovinors were renowned for their wisdom and Virgo knew that she was in safe hooves.

What if she really did think she was immortal and was floating unconscious down the river while he stood there like a lemon?

Like anyone who has too much, Patricia had no sympathy for those who didn’t have enough.

But being right was far more important.

‘All right, mate,’ said Charon to the security guard. ‘How’s the family?’ ‘Not bad,’ said Cerberus’s middle head. ‘Wife’s just had a new litter.’ ‘Oh – congratulations! How many kids you got now, then?’ ‘Forty-seven boys and thirty-two girls,’ said Cerberus proudly. ‘Actually I think it’s forty-six boys. One of them said his sister had put on weight. So she ate him.’