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No one ever tells attractive children how much they suck, and then the rest of us get stuck with insufferable, narcissistic adults who can barely tie their shoes because someone else is busy either doing it for them or congratulating them on their effort. I do not have the energy to
in a relationship with someone exceptionally good-looking.
What have you not found but would like to have in a relationship? Someone who will leave me the hell alone for extended periods of time without getting all weird about it. I have a lot of audiobooks to listen to on the toilet.
The Bachelorette proves that men are as petty and vapid and ridiculous as women are made to seem.
hanging with a dude I could buy a book for who would actually take the time to read it was terribly fucking exciting.
Apparently she realized that she had just given birth under a neighboring porch to an infant prince of darkness and decided to bounce, taking her healthy, non-Antichrist kittens with her to a safe house down the block.
“We need to make sure this bitch sounds adoptable!”
want to be one of those people who feels satisfied when I pay my bills rather than cheated out of whatever frivolity was sacrificed in their place.
Not being able to deal with your life is humiliating. It makes you feel weak.
I know what I’m supposed to do; I just need someone to tell me how. Every single day until I die.
when you can actually see a person’s scars, maybe be a pal and don’t pick at them.
This feels safe and steadfast and predictable and secure. It’s boring as shit. And it’s easily the best thing I’ve ever felt.
spent too much time trying to mold myself to fit the romantic ideals of humans who proved themselves unworthy of that effort, and I regret it. Never again will I be with someone who is unwilling to accept me as I am, or who has any desire to mold me into something that makes me uncomfortable.
