“I doodle dicks. I don’t know why, but they’re the only thing I know how to draw aside from Snoopy.” “You doodle dicks,” he repeated slowly. My face was on fire. There would come a moment in time that these people would realize they should have hired one of the other candidates for the job, but the more I tried to divert them from that realization, the more I was reminded how much of a calamity I truly was. So I came to terms with reality and told it like it was. “Yes. Big ones, little ones, some with faces. Once I drew one wearing a cape and an emblem with the letters SS. We called him Super
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