Calamity Rayne: Gets A Life

by Lydia Michaels

My mom had a saying about politics and religion. Her theory was both topics were like a penis.

It was okay to have one, but it was impolite to whip it out in mixed company or try to cram it down someone’s throat. I agreed.

“I learned a long time ago the one thing sadder than loneliness is feeling alone when you have a ‘partner’.”