Calamity Rayne: Gets A Life

by Lydia Michaels

“I doodle dicks. I don’t know why, but they’re the only thing I know how to draw aside from Snoopy.”

“I don’t know. I have the sex jitters. But maybe we aren’t having sex and I just have gas. Oh, God. Never mind. Pretend I didn’t just say that—where are you going?”