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“I’m not real good at pleasing the world. Half the time I’m unclear about what I want. I can’t worry about others’ preferences.”
Ah, men and their penis pride. What would the world be like if women took as much pride in their vaginas as men took in their dicks? Would we walk around bragging about the size of our labia and boast about how deep things could go? That would be weird.
“Oh, I’m sure it was an oversight that God didn’t clear His schedule with you.”
My mom had a saying about politics and religion. Her theory was both topics were like a penis. It was okay to have one, but it was impolite to whip it out in mixed company or try to cram it down someone’s throat. I agreed.
Hello, my name is Rayne Meyers, and I really like sex. Really. Dr. Seuss could have written smutty poetry about me. I did it on a boat and by a moat. I did it in a car and on a bar. I did it on the floor and by a door. I did it here and there. I did it everywhere!
