Basically, I knew that if I was going to get this job done right, I would need an unbreakable erection that lasted up to four hours. So, after years of hearing about this magic little blue pill, I ventured to my primary care physician and asked him for “some of that Viagra, please.” Less than twenty-four hours later, I—ignoring my MD’s recommendation to “start with a half a dose, just to see how your body reacts”—popped an entire pill and showed up on Kit’s doorstep with what felt like early-onset bubonic plague. I was nauseous, dizzy, and feverish. But I was also sporting a rock-hard pocket
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