Christopher K.

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On the top shelf rested a wooden paddle with red-and-black illustrations etched into the wood. Only after picking it up and reading the words “Peter Meter”—and noticing that it was shaped like a cock—did I realize it was a measuring stick. A penis measuring stick. The units (in ascending order) were as follows: * Should have been a girl * Just a water spout * 95% imagination * Seen better days, but not much * Just a teaser * Woman’s home companion * A secretary’s delight * For large girls and small cattle * Home Wrecker size * For Barroom Betting only * WOW!
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