BACON-WRAPPED STUFFED DATES I cannot even with these. I cannot even, and I cannot odd. I actually think these are a sin. I’m sorry, Lord, but I need these in my mouth. And may I bless with heavenly blessings the first pioneer who decided to make cheese out of a mama goat’s lactation. The following quantities make about a pan full, but by all means, double this bad boy if you’re feeding a big crew. 1-pound tub pitted dates 1-pound package bacon, cut in half or thirds (not thick-cut bacon)