25. Learn some shit about wine. I started drinking rosé last year because my friend Melissa does and she is very glamorous and sophisticated. I still don’t know anything about wine, because I don’t really like the way wine tastes. I don’t know why admitting that feels so shameful and juvenile to me, but it does. I don’t like coffee either, unless you understand coffee to mean “milk shake reminiscent of coffee.” And what’s the point of that when you could just get something that’s actually delicious and doesn’t taste like burning?
