Timequake

by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I still quote Eugene Debs (1855–1926), late of Terre Haute, Indiana, five times the Socialist Party’s candidate for President, in every speech: “While there is a lower class I am in it, while there is a criminal element I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.”

Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Answer: That is bird poop, too.

“Don’t say ‘fuck’ in front of the B-A-B-Y.”