Oh! My Useless Goddess! (Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! Light Novel, #1)

by Natsume Akatsuki

“I’m a Crusader, and we…we…hrr…” “Don’t get into a not-pissing contest with those two, Darkness. One of these days we’re gonna get a quest that takes more than a few hours. Then we’ll see who does and doesn’t go to the bathroom.”