Oh! My Useless Goddess! (Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! Light Novel, #1)

by Natsume Akatsuki

Then Megumin exclaimed, “Hey! Explain the meaning of that glance you just gave me!” “There’s no meaning. I was just thinking, ‘Thank god I’m not into jailbait,’ is all.”

“Ahem! Not a problem for me! I didn’t specialize in defensive skills for nothing. Even without armor, I’m tougher than an Adamanmoise! Plus, I prefer the feeling of being hit without any protection.” “…Did you just say you enjoy being hit?” “…No.” “Yes, you did.”

“Hrgh… I am daunted by no curse…a-and yet… Kazuma! What shall we do?! Look at the terrible eyes burning within that Dullahan’s helm! Those are the eyes of one who would take me to his castle as his sex prisoner and force me to do all kinds of freaky hard-core porno stuff if I want to break this curse!” “…Huh?” said the Dullahan, having clearly not expected to be called out as a pervert in front of the whole town. I felt a little bad for him.

“You’re all out of spells for today. Anyway, you did a really good job. You should be proud of yourself. Stick out your chest and enjoy a break… You’ve earned it.” At that, Megumin settled against me, mollified. Something soft pressed against my back… Something…soft…? I guess she was sticking out her chest like I’d suggested, but you could hardly tell. …Well, that’s jailbait for you, I guess.