By the time we check out, I end up spending three hundred dollars on things for Viktor. I couldn’t help myself, though. Every time he seemed interested in a toy, I had to get it for him. I would have bought him a tree apartment but I couldn’t. It simply wouldn’t have fit in my car. But I did get him a plush fur-lined cat bed, an automatic cat food and water feeder, a white leather collar encrusted with rhinestones, a retractable leash, a self-cleaning litter box, a box of Fancy Feast variety pack gourmet cat food, toys, and grooming items. Everything a self-respecting cat of an alfar princess
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No the eff you did not get all that for 300 dollars...okay back to the show
