The Wee Free Men (Discworld, #30; Tiffany Aching, #1)

by Terry Pratchett

“I got ’im! I got ’im! I got ’im! Yer gonna get a gummer, ye wee hard disease!” “Someone bit ma leg! Someone bit ma leg!” “Come here! Ach, yer fightin’ yersels, ye eejits! Ah’m fed up wi’ the pairy yees!”