there was any fictional character my father hated, it was Bambi. “Acting all innocent. Oh yeah, the hunter’s always bad, isn’t he! He has red eyes and he kills your mommy!” Flames began to gulp up the screen. “Booooooo-hooooooo, the precious forest is on fire!” he continued, in the same tone he used when he openly mocked Earth Day. “Sack up and be a man, Bambi. I’m coming for you.”
Every line in this book is excellent
