I glance to the other side of the copier and see Luck’s worn notebook with all his conquests in it. I glance back at him and he isn’t looking at me. I flip to the last page and sure enough, he has my name written down. It says, 332.5 M.V., her bed, DNF. I got DNF’d. A big, fat DID NOT FINISH. “Do I at least get a participation trophy for this?”