The Black Witch (The Black Witch Chronicles, #1)

by Laurie Forest

males.

girl dont do it pls

It’s hard not to stare at the young Urisk woman—she’s so lovely.

this is like the fifth time she's mentioned how beautiful a woman is in the last two chapters - it's giving fruity

“Apparently,” she continues, as she cradles her teacup, “Lukas indicated to them last night that he would agree to fast to you.” I choke on the scone. “What?”

girl SAME yall just met three seconds ago

This Yvan Guriel doesn’t even know me, I lament, glaring resentfully at him out of the corner of my eye. He has no right to be so hateful.

she's so close to the point

“Real education doesn’t make your life easy. It complicates things and makes everything messy and disturbing. But the alternative, Elloren Gardner, is to live your life based on injustice and lies.”

“You were going to attack a Level Five Gardnerian Mage,” he says, more a statement than a question. “With a skillet.”

lmfao

“They were howling at you.” Diana shrugs and rolls her eyes. “They can’t help themselves,” she says rather arrogantly. “They all wish they could mate with me. It’s not surprising in the least.”

i LOVE this bitch

shocked into silence by Diana’s screaming lack of tact.

plot summary

I’ve stolen a Selkie. Yvan’s plotting to steal a military dragon. Both Rafe and Aislinn are in love with Lupines, and I’m becoming increasingly close friends with a shunned Elfin Icaral.

plot summary pt. 2