“By the way, has anyone ever told you that you look like Justin Bieber, but in like, the best way possible?” He laughs and sweeps aside his hair. “Yeah. It’s cool. I get that a lot, actually. My dick’s not as big, though.” “Dick?” He does a double take. “You mean you haven’t – wait, of course you haven’t seen the leaked nudes. Here, I’ll show you. Can I test you?”
