The Monkey Wrench Gang

by Edward Abbey

They’re driving their tin cars into the holy land. They can’t do that; it ain’t legal. There’s a law against it. A higher law. Well you’re doing it too, he reminded himself. Yeah, but I’m on important business. Besides, I’m an elitist.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain’t nothing can beat teamwork.”