How to Talk so Little Kids Will Listen: A Survival Guide to Life with Children Ages 2-7 (The How To Talk Series)

by Joanna Faber

Be Playful • Make it a game. “Can we get all the cars into the box before the timer beeps? Ready . . . set . . . go!” • Make inanimate objects talk. “I’m an empty sock. I need a foot in me!” • Use a different accent or a silly voice. “I . . . am . . . your . . . robot . . . Must . . . buckle . . . seat . . . belt . . . now.” • Pretend! “We need to climb this slippery mountain into the carseat.” • Play the incompetent fool. “Oh dear, where does this sleeve go? Over your head? No? On the arm? This is so confusing! Thank you for helping me!” 2. Offer a Choice “Do you want to hop to the tub like a bunny, or crawl to the tub like a crab?” 3. Put the Child in Charge “Johnny, would you set the timer and let us know when it’s time to leave?” 4. Give Information “Tissues go in the trash.” 5. Say It with a Word (or a Gesture) “Trash!” 6. Describe What You See “I see most of the blocks put away in the toy box. There are only a few blocks left to go.” 7. Describe How You Feel “I don’t like food thrown on the floor.” 8. Write a Note “Put me on your head before riding. Love, your bike helmet.” 9. Take Action Without Insult “I’m putting the paint away for now. I can’t let you splatter the other kids.” • Don’t turn a choice into a threat. Make sure both options are acceptable to you and your child. • Appreciate progress before describing what’s left to do. • When expressing anger or frustration, use the word I, avoid the word you. • Express strong anger sparingly. It can feel like an attack.