Beard Mode (The Dixie Warden Rejects MC #1)

by Lani Lynn Vale

Scooters are for men who prefer to feel wind on their vagina. -Bumper Sticker

When life depresses me, I look down and think ‘at least I have great boobs!’ -Imogen’s secret thoughts

“A woman looking to get her pussy tickled,” she offered.

“It has to do with the fact that I find men in uniforms sexy, and if we do this once, we’ll be doing it again,” I snapped at him. “And you better be sure, because I’m a grade A clinger. You put that big wiener in me, and I’m going to not be responsible for what I do next.”

“Sometimes, when I’m going to the bathroom, I use my penis to tap things on my phone screen.”