“Yeah, Mom’s ban on the news and Looney Toons because they were both too violent.” She snorted. “Yeah, as if violence was a spore you could catch from somewhere else, instead of a weed that just grew inside humans. She bans Looney Toons and then whacks us on the ass when we act up. Do you remember the afternoon we were at each other’s throats—” “Pssh, right, which one?” “—and she just lost it and took me by the neck and screamed ‘I’m going to bang your head against this wall!’ Maybe she watched too many Looney Toons as a kid. Just expected me to bounce back with a clang and an explosion of
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