Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen Notes written on title page Where’s my Mr. Darcy? He lived in the 1800s, so he’s dead, right? He’s a character in a book; he can’t be dead. If he’s a character in a book, it’s pretty sad for you to like him. Fuck you. You can’t write fuck you on Pride and Prejudice. It’s a classic. Who are you? Who are you? Except for desperate. You’re writing in the book. You’re answering me. Who’s desperate? I don’t mind the book. I just mind people setting up a character in a book as the perfect guy. I never said he was perfect. He’s flawed. And you’re looking for a flawed
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