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He had spent a lot of time thinking about himself, and had come to the conclusion that he was definitely not self-absorbed.
His former supervisor smiled the smile equivalent of a middle finger.
Yes sir, he thought, I’ll just lie low. First step: find a bunch of people and convince them I have magic powers.
You know, the less you talk, the more people assume that what you’re not saying is important.”
“WHO HAS SOUGHT ME? I, WHO HOLD THE FATES OF . . . oh, hey, Phil. You still coming over?”
“The Jimmy sometimes refers to himself in the third person and uses the definite article. That’s just the Jimmy’s way.”
“I’m gonna win,” Phillip said. “I’m finally gonna beat him, and I’m gonna taste his defeat. Then I’m gonna chew his defeat. Then I’m gonna open my mouth wide and make him look at his gross chewed-up defeat, and he will be disgusted by it, as I am by him.”
The wizards angrily stormed into Jimmy’s office, but as the door was only wide enough to accommodate two wizards at a time, storming in angrily was almost indistinguishable from filing in politely.
