The Trouble With Witches (Wicked Witches of the Midwest, #9)

by Amanda M. Lee

“You look like an elephant’s hemorrhoid after it’s been inflamed for three days and someone decided to pop it like a zit.”

“Who are you calling old?” Aunt Tillie challenged. “I’m in my prime. Heck, I’m middle-aged. You have to be old to be called old.”