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“She just doesn’t know what she wants yet. She doesn’t know that one day I’ll fucking marry her.”
“Oh, put your boobs on a rack and cool them.” Yes, you heard that right. My mom told me to calm my tits.
“Not possible.” He shakes his head, so sure of himself. “You’ve already exceeded everything I’ve ever expected. I mean, shit, baby, you keep me on my toes, you make me laugh, and you put up with my obnoxious behavior. And, you’re the perfect fit for my giant dong.” And there he is.
“What? It’s true. Your pussy ate my cock. That little lady was hungry.” “You’re ruining the moment.” “Were we having a moment?” Hollis asks, laughter still in his voice. “Shit.”
“I read books, remember? My Kindle? Did you think I just found out how to edge out your pussy like a master? No, I read that shit and studied it. Romance novels are my best friend.”
YEEES
“Take my medals but leave your tits. That’s my kind of deal, Hot Sex.” “Don’t call me that,” she says sternly.
“Well, looking like a drugged-out version of Shrek isn’t going to get you a kiss.”
“Oh fuck, yes. Hot Sex and Big Daddy are about to bang in the shower.” I chase her down the hallway as she giggles and says, “No commentary. It’s weird.”
“Next time I’ll talk about the pussy chili you tried to make.” “That was never a thing,” she shouts in the phone while I laugh out loud.
