Royally Screwed (Royally, #1)

by Emma Chase

“I’ll kill you! I’ll kill your family and I’ll eat your dog!”

This line was written at 3 am, in my office. It was one of those unplanned, came-out-of-nowhere lines that pop up when you’re “in the writing zone”. It made me literally laugh out loud for five full minutes. I couldn’t tell if it was really that funny or if I was delirious from exhaustion :)