Royally Screwed (Royally, #1)

by Emma Chase

It’s like my younger sister, Janey. She’s a good-looking girl, but one day she had a zit on her forehead that was so big it made her look like a dickicorn. And she was walking—” James, in the front passenger seat, reads my mind. “What the fuck is a dickicorn?”

This scene was not in the original outline of Royally Screwed, but it was one of those scenes that just naturally seemed to fit in the course of the chapter. I don’t know where “dickicorn” came from - Lol - just a little gift from the writing gods.