Royally Screwed (Royally, #1)

by Emma Chase

the first time I ever gave a…blow job…I didn’t really know what it was. And since it’s called a ‘blow’ job, I thought you were supposed to—” She puffs her cheeks out, like she’s trying to blow up an uncooperative balloon.

True story. (not mine). Be careful what stories you tell an author.