Rich People Problems (Crazy Rich Asians, #3)

by Kevin Kwan

There’s been a tremendous amount of scarring on the heart, and her erection…I mean, her ejection fraction is up to twenty-seven percent.

LMAOOOO

After all this time, with all the medical advances we’ve made, the human body is still an unfathomable mystery to us. The heart most of all.

To my daughter-in-law Eleanor SUNG, I bequeath a box of Santa Maria Novella Almond Soap.

LMAOOO I CANT BREATHE

What’s a soup kitchen? —PARIS HILTON

Period.

Irene Wu gasped out loud, “Alamak, it’s that Ed Saranwrap!

Irene skinny legend. Drag him bestie!