The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83¼ Years Old
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Read between June 7 - June 13, 2022
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Speaking for myself, it doesn’t make any difference which doctor ends up telling me there’s nothing much that can be done.
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Self-knowledge tends to decrease drastically with age. Just as in children it increases year by year.
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Woe to the man who thinks he is worth fifty-six times more than the woman who lovingly performs the dirty work.
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Old people like to deprive themselves.
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It’s hard to steel oneself against a total lack of respect.
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God and I agreed long ago to stay out of each other’s business.
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stopped by with a fruit basket: an empty egg carton sporting three kiwis and three clementines.
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Old people and toddlers get along famously.
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The three Rs apply not only to children, but also to the elderly: Rest, Recreation and Routine. Recreation is optional, but Rest and Routine are the cornerstones of this society.
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Later, over white wine and appetizers, we asked ourselves: was cultivating the seven hundredth species of tulip really necessary?
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The older the people are, the more scared they are. At our age, surely, there’s nothing left to lose, so why not be fearless?
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Maybe there’s an untapped market for a tandem walker, a rollator built for two.
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The doctor who spontaneously admits he’s made a mistake has yet to be born.
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Edward and I, for example, had to snap a “Great Bottoms” series. Another duo had to photograph animals that looked like members of our club.
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Great ideas for a photo scavenger hunt
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Loneliness can sometimes feel even worse when you’re with other people.
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The sentiment that everything was better in the old days tends to run rampant in old-age homes and is impossible to eradicate. It’s a kind of comfort for old people who find themselves shunted aside.
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Fortunately, eloquent words don’t necessarily speak the truth.
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I should like to warn them in advance: if any clown arrives to brighten my day, so help me God, I’ll use my last ounce of strength to bash his jovial skull in with a frying pan.
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Autumn smells like a nursing home. Give me spring, a new beginning, to compensate.
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Today is World Alzheimer’s Day. What are you supposed to do with that? Try to remember it?
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They do pray for the victims, but that has not yet led to any results. To some people, prayer is a substitute for contributing to a disaster fund. Instead of taking out their wallets, they leave it all up to that great Director in the sky.