The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83¼ Years Old

by Hendrik Groen

“You have been changing your underwear, haven’t you, Mr. Groen?” the fat lady from housekeeping would probably ask. What I’d like to reply is, “No, fat lady from housekeeping, this pair is caked so firmly onto the old buttocks that I think I’ll just keep wearing them for the rest of my days.”