The Penis List Penis #1: The virginity snatcher. Should be a bad boy. A player. A little sleazy. Should be hot—the hottest guy I’d ever see in real life. Cocky, confident, and even arrogant. Should administer the best sex of my life. Should be well penially hung. Penis #2: The sweetie. Should be kind, sensitive, nurturing, and tender. The ultimate nice guy. Should dress nicely. Should tuck his shirt in. Might cry when he comes. Should put your needs before his. Above all: A penial giver. Penis #3: The ultimate cocktail. The perfect blend of number one and number two. Should be both a giver and
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