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Having a twin in general is a royal pain in the arse. Having him on the same team is like a bad case of haemorrhoids. Having him playing the same position is like a jagged butt plug rammed in at the wrong angle.
Rather than God answering my virginal prayer with a player, the devil answered it with four.
“Lying about your pain number doesn’t make your dick any bigger,” she mumbles under her breath.
“Come on. We need to get you out of these clothes.” “It’ll be hard to do with a buggered knee, but I’m sure I can manage if you climb on top.” I quickly pull my jersey off over my head and toss it on the floor while adding, “It won’t be my best performance, but I’ll make it memorable. I promise.”