We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse, #1)

by Dennis E. Taylor

the nametag identified him as Kevin—nodded

Smart ass nametag!

That’s just insane enough to be true.

That's what she said.

cheque,

Brittish!!! 🇬🇧

Chewbaccae,

Is this misspelled or is it plural? 🤔

nerds tend to overtip.

If she's hot 🤷‍♂️

Carl gave me the hairy eyeball.

Huh?! 😳

“Horse cookies.”

Is that the Brittish version of bull shit? 🤔

“Von Neumann probes.

Sounds kinky

nanites

Isn’t this a Star Trek word?

“I’m a humanist, Karen. You know that. No afterlife. If I die, my choices are revival or nothing.

That's not what a humanist is!!! 🤬

“Ooh, the butt-hurt is strong in this one…”

That's what she said.

We could sit in the same room for hours, not say five words to each other, and both be completely comfortable.

Love this!

The Vortex was a three-day gyrating bag of crazy,

So's your mom.

Chewbaccas,

Spelled differently, here. 🤔

could hear voices. Urgent voices, calling out about codes. Someone in the background declaring that they had a right to be there. Something about a power of attorney, last will and testament. Angry responses. A calm voice, much closer, mentioning time of death…

I have dreams like this. 😱

analytical, this seemed especially Vulcan, even for me.

Weird that i know what he means.

“Good. You’re awake.”

That never ends up actually being good.

June 24, 2133,

I feel like this is an important date with the author. 🤔

you to a Borg.

They still watch Star Trek in the future?

Robert Johansson,

The blues player that sold his soul to the devil?! 😳

During his term, he tried to ban election of non-Christians to any public post, and tried to remove the constitutional separation between church and state.

He wouldn't be be the only one to try it. Vote democrat! 💙🫏

overtly atheist

How is one overtly atheist?

And about four out of five replicants go insane when they discover what has been done to them.”

Like your mom.

The roamers were constructed with radial symmetry—no real front or back. Eight limbs matched with eight sets of sensors. Each appendage could be a leg or could split into three digits to act as a manipulator. In addition, different legs had specialized functions built in. Some legs could be screwdrivers, grinders, torches, and cutters of various kinds. Some of the tech was brand new as well. One neat gizmo was a magnetically controlled plasma cutter that I would consider the real-life version of a light saber.

Neato!!! 😃

Probably that was an attempt to avoid the insanity issue.

You and me both, buddy.

“As a matter of policy, Bob, we don’t encourage that. In any case, such information is not in the public record. Under FAITH, information is not freely available by default. Sorry.”

Yep. Sounds right for a theocracy.