Laer. Upon my life, Lamord.
this actually IS screamingly funny because hamlet in the middle of pretending to/actually losing his mind, is sitting somewhere watching his uncle get his ass handed to him, and then they are chatting and this random french bastard is like: you guys know LAERTES? that guy is so good at fencing! i doubt anyone is as good as LAERTES at fencing? and hamlet is sitting there SEETHING and it's obvious to everyone.
