I would not hear your enemy say so, Nor shall you do my ear that violence To make it truster of your own report Against yourself. I know you are no truant. But what is your affair in Elsinore? We’ll teach you to drink [deep] ere you depart.
it almost is funny that hamlet is like, horatio??? bro we have to see more of each other, and then immediately like: you speak BADLY of horatio? horatio says that horatio is bad? no JAIL jail for horatio for a thousand years. bro what.
anyway my favorite stagings of this are where he's like huh...who is interrupting my Monologuing, and then he turns around and it's HIS BOY. they're very fun for me personally.