Stroked Long (Stroked, #2)

by Meghan Quinn

My hands quickly go to my face where I try to cover the glitter mess, parting my fingers just enough so I can still look at Bodi. Pay attention. This is what they call making a good impression with another human being. Take lessons, I know what I’m doing.

She is painfully awkward and I love it.

Kick me in the nipple!

“It’s old. So old I had to blow mothballs off it today. Not that I smell like mothballs. I bet that’s what you were thinking, weren’t you?”

Her word vomit is my favorite.

Lauren cups my face, sympathy directed at me. “Oh sweetie, I didn’t have to point it out, your curtains were pulled up and back for everyone to see. I just helped you realize it.”

“Awe, they’re so cute,” Lauren coos. “Good thing you put away your clam before they came in. You would have terrified them with that sea monster.”

Bellini Chambers is a self-righteous reality star bitch who needs a good punch to the throat. Maybe a kick to the cooter, or a little hot sauce on her privates.

I agree 1,000%